So I was at this party…Kick ass party with Kick ass people, then this girl decides that she wants to be a bitch…and I almost Kicked some uncool ass! haha
So here is the story of the wall-flower (me) almost kicking some scrawny amazon bitch that decided to say something she shouldn’t have said!
I was standing around having fun, hanging out with “the guys” these guys are awesome, the life of the party, and they love me! They are like my brothers…with the exception of my husband…who isn’t a brother, he’s even better! These guys are…for the most part…all married with children or just simply married! They all have the green light to hug me and put their arm around me and crack jokes and shit right…well these girls are NOT liking that I have MOST…if not all, the attention from the IT guys! The girls keep trying to flirt with them, and the single guys flirt back…but if you knew them, you would know, chances are you DON’T want those guys flirting with you cuz they are crude and sexist and just funny as hell, as long as you’re not the girl that if flirting with them! hahahahahhaahahah
so anywho…I’m chillin havin’ fun with my boys. Jared starts talkin to this one girl, whom I have no problem with, she’s a cool chick…and they’re talking about History, which is so NOT interesting to me…or anyone else for that matter, but they are History majors and like that stuff…but anyway they’re talking about that, so I walk away to another one of my guy friends (at this point they are all split up with their own side conversations) and I go to one that is hanging out with this girl that I don’t like, she’s just rude and unkind and disrespectful so I walk away and go on to the next guy…well there’s three of them all together talking to these two girls…this is where the problem starts! dun dun dun duuuunnnnnn so I am standing there with the guys while they talk to these girls, and one girl is eating something and she gives the other girl a bite, and the girl that ate the bite FREAKED THE EFF OUT because it was pineapple…well they got on this conversation about how they HATE HATE HATE pineapple and rosemary…well it just WAN’T interesting…so my friend Matt walks in and I walk over to him and I was like “hey Matt, lets have an interesting conversation, cuz I’m having a hard time finding one” This was NOT aimed at anyone, it was just me talking to my buddy…well this is the buddy that the girl was flirting with the most…but he is married with three kids…and he hugs me and puts his arm around me and stuff…these girls were jealous! So the one that was feeding the other girl looks at me and goes (in an extremely bitchy way) “well I’m SSSSSSSSOOOOOOORRRRRRRYYYY that MY conversation isn’t interesting enough for you” and I was like “really!?! you wanna be a bitch!?!” and I was walking towards her…well this kept happening, a couple times, and then she was like “oh, well I wasn’t talking to you” as I got closer to her. Once I got close my friend, Will…who BTW is about 6’5” and strong envelopes me in a hug and walks me away…I called her a cunt over his shoulder…
…to be continued…I’m off work now and will have to finish this when I get home!
