I am seriously only here for Kendall...haha

My two favorite people at the Ducks game last night! Best game EVER!!!!

My two favorite people at the Ducks game last night! Best game EVER!!!!

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So I was at this party…Kick ass party with Kick ass people, then this girl decides that she wants to be a bitch…and I almost Kicked some uncool ass! haha

So here is the story of the wall-flower (me) almost kicking some scrawny amazon bitch that decided to say something she shouldn’t have said!

I was standing around having fun, hanging out with “the guys” these guys are awesome, the life of the party, and they love me! They are like my brothers…with the exception of my husband…who isn’t a brother, he’s even better! These guys are…for the most part…all married with children or just simply married! They all have the green light to hug me and put their arm around me and crack jokes and shit right…well these girls are NOT liking that I have MOST…if not all, the attention from the IT guys! The girls keep trying to flirt with them, and the single guys flirt back…but if you knew them, you would know, chances are you DON’T want those guys flirting with you cuz they are crude and sexist and just funny as hell, as long as you’re not the girl that if flirting with them! hahahahahhaahahah

so anywho…I’m chillin havin’ fun with my boys. Jared starts talkin to this one girl, whom I have no problem with, she’s a cool chick…and they’re talking about History, which is so NOT interesting to me…or anyone else for that matter, but they are History majors and like that stuff…but anyway they’re talking about that, so I walk away to another one of my guy friends (at this point they are all split up with their own side conversations) and I go to one that is hanging out with this girl that I don’t like, she’s just rude and unkind and disrespectful so I walk away and go on to the next guy…well there’s three of them all together talking to these two girls…this is where the problem starts! dun dun dun duuuunnnnnn so I am standing there with the guys while they talk to these girls, and one girl is eating something and she gives the other girl a bite, and the girl that ate the bite FREAKED THE EFF OUT because it was pineapple…well they got on this conversation about how they HATE HATE HATE pineapple and rosemary…well it just WAN’T interesting…so my friend Matt walks in and I walk over to him and I was like “hey Matt, lets have an interesting conversation, cuz I’m having a hard time finding one” This was NOT aimed at anyone, it was just me talking to my buddy…well this is the buddy that the girl was flirting with the most…but he is married with three kids…and he hugs me and puts his arm around me and stuff…these girls were jealous! So the one that was feeding the other girl looks at me and goes (in an extremely bitchy way) “well I’m SSSSSSSSOOOOOOORRRRRRRYYYY that MY conversation isn’t interesting enough for you” and I was like “really!?! you wanna be a bitch!?!” and I was walking towards her…well this kept happening, a couple times, and then she was like “oh, well I wasn’t talking to you” as I got closer to her. Once I got close my friend, Will…who BTW is about 6’5” and strong envelopes me in a hug and walks me away…I called her a cunt over his shoulder…

…to be continued…I’m off work now and will have to finish this when I get home!

  • Question: How have you never heard my roller blade story?! hahaha. my mom tells everyone. and its the sole reason your best friend isnt gap toothed. ahhha. - kendallblaire-deactivated201012
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    That’s a pretty funny story! Your mom must have forgotten to tell you that you’re not supposed to talk to strangers! haha

  • Question: In response to your comment, I know, the things we have been talking about recently have been good. Better than the "hey what are you doing?" Those are nice too, but I think sometimes we need to grow apart becuase growing back togehter is sooo much fun!! :) - kendallblaire-deactivated201012
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    Dude! I couldn’t agree more!!!!

  • Question: You have to read teh twilight books!!! Way better :) :) :) - kendallblaire-deactivated201012
  • Answer:

    I’m thinking about actually listening to them, that’s if Jared ever gets off his booty and downloads them! He’s a busy man, but I am anxious! I just don’t have the time to sit and READ a book!

  • Question: I need to find the time to watch OTH!!! I cant lose my TV show with you!!!! - kendallblaire-deactivated201012
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    I know, it totally bums me out that we don’t watch it together anymore, it’s pretty much all we have left! lol

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After only two days! Haha I’ll have to start back up, but I’m taking weekends off.

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More like OMG! That episode was effin crazy! Edge of your seat shit right theeeerrrr. I was crying and laughing and hoping to God things would go the way I wanted them too, and crying some more! It’s amazing how when you’re in love with someone as madly as I am with my husband, how it changes things as simple as TV shows and movies! I feel for the characters more now than I ever did before! I feel now like I am able to understand the feelings that they are portraying when they have something wonderful happen, or something awful…I can understand how they are supposed to feel, because if you love someone like I love my husband, you can think of the opposite of that feeling to the max as well…something that I don’t want to EVER have to face! Facing it with his motorcycle accident was enough for me to know that I do not EVER EVER NEVER EVER want to go through anything that, or more, tragic ever again in my life with him….wishful thinking I know! I love you Brooke and Julian….you’re my favorite TV couple!

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So I almost just walked on my room and went to bed but then I remember that I had to get day two knocked out„,so here it goes! 

If you had to spend a day not using any technology, what would you do?

I would obviously spend it with my boys! Maybe we would go to Boomer or the Beach or spend time doing something that we all just love to do. Maybe we would go the park and play catch and baseball! We love to be outside together, doing outdoorsy things, so I’m guessing that that’s what we would do. ORRRRR maybe we would go to the Zoo…I LOVE the zoo!! 

Boring I know, it’s not some extravagant thing, but to me it sounds wonderful! 

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A genie granted you three wishes, what will your three wishes be? And why?

This is actually quite difficult! 

Number one:

     I would wish that Renee was back and that she never was born sick in the first place! Why!?! I think it’s a bit obvious. She was my best friend my whole life and the only other person that COMPLETELY got me and loved me unconditionally in spite of it!

Number Two:

     I would wish that I could be a stay at home, and have lots of babies, and for the ability for that to happen without my husband working his fingers to the bones. I want this because this has been my life long dream. A stay at home mommy has been at the top of my “Career List” for as long as I can remember…and I want my husband to not work his fingers to the bone, because I would rather us BOTH get to experience our children and each other rather than just have me get all the joy…even if it means I have to work! 

Number Three:

     I would wish my family stay very connected. I look at these families who either have no idea who each other is, or they have no relationships because they don’t like who the other is. To an extent, I think you need to just except your family for who they are, cuz honestly…you only get one, and the thought of my husband or children not wanting me for ANY reason makes me wanna throw up!